Back to Work
Today, I go back to work after my two days of vacation. It will be nice to go back to short hours. Now if I can only get this place to warm up.
Ashamed Goes Awry
Apparently, ashamed looks like "ass hammed." That one took me a while to figure out. The sentence was, "If she fails the test she will be ashamed." Or apparently her ass will be hammed. That would be unfortunate. I seem to remember a story about a rock band that threw bologne at a fans bare butt.
My mind is the repository of all sorts of crazy things.
I'm Changing My Homepage
This sucktastical video was featured as a headline for Yahoo.com. It must have been a slow news day. I was expecting a nice trick for keeping them untangled or perhaps a little electronic wizardry. Lets say I was more than disappointed.
Dasarang is not My Thang
There is a chicken and pizza chain here that is called Dasarang. I ordered the chicken "innocent." That's the Korean way to say it's boneless. Anyway...the chicken at Dasarang was dry and tasted like crap. Their pizza is pretty marginal too. The price was around $13 for a two person portion. They can bite me. Next time, I'm going to Popeye's. They are cheaper and they have better chicken.
Sunshine Day!
Today in class I was teaching my little kids to differentiate between small and big. One of my boys kept pointing to his crotch and saying "It's small." I said, "You're Asian, get used to hearing that kiddo."
Of course, I was referring to cellphones... They keep getting smaller and smaller, am I right people?
Also...I managed to write Napoleon Dynamite into an English test... with a picture. I'm so awesome, sometimes it hurts.
Blah.
Two days in. 18 working days to go at 12 hours per day. I want sleep. (Some snuggling and/or making out wouldn't hurt either.) I won't presume sex. I never presume sex...maybe that's part of the problem.
