Tuesday, September 12, 2006

MO Driver is More Secure Than Passport Holder

Case in point...

To get a passport, I needed:
Birth Certificate
Photo ID

To renew my driver's license, I needed:
Birth Certificate
Passport
Proof of residence (current bill, government mail, etc.)
Previous license
Photo on site
Sacrificial lamb
Declaration that I'm not a member of the communist party or a Democrat
100 percent ID of sign shapes without the text (Hello! I read English!)
Eye exam passing grade

So...this has gotten way out of control. Do something about this, MO. I'll be back in a year to check your progress and tell you to continue! Or I'll tell you to disband. Then really, you must disband or there will be consequences created and enforced.

My name is Troy Caban and I AM the president.