Happy New Year America!
Hope the new year goes well for you all.
Christmas in Korea
So here's what I did for Christmas:
1. Had 4 rum and Cokes.
2. Told a girl I great girl liked her a lot. (But can't date her because her best friend likes me. It's a long tragically romantic story.)
3. Went to a bar that was a sausage fest.
4. Slept in...yes in that order.
5. Ate Indian food for dinner.
6. Went to a bar called Santa Clause (It's not seasonal, that's just it's name.)
7. Got covered in salt from some asshole's snack bag. (It got chucked at me from an unknown location. If I had seen who did it, there would be an American style ass kicking ending in the person licking the remainder of said snack from the sidewalk. I'm about 2 feet taller than anyone in the country and I'm an American, so I don't put up with racist crap like that.)
8. Now I wait till midnight or so to do my Christmas calling.
Oh joy! I should have celebrated Festivus instead.
It Might Get Returned
I'm sorry I missed this on SNL. My favorite part is Justin Timberlake classing the whole thing up for Kwanza.
Hand Pony
I think I'm going to start translating Korenglish as a side project. Here are some for you now:
Hand pony - Hand phone
Estickah - Sticker
Vuwie - V
Ling - Ring
Okely Dokely - Ugly Duckling (I know, I was surprised too.)
Korean Club
I went to a Korean club last Saturday with the whole group. Here are the highlights:
1. Dancing girls (Showgirls, hip-hop and can-can...yes...can-can.)
2. Magic show
3. 3 live bands
4. Hosts that were suited up
5. Special effect snowfall on the dance floor
6. Full time laser light show
7. Whiskey, beer, fruit punch, fruit, buckets of ice and snacks
8. Wet towels for post fruit sticky fingers
9. A bar fight
10. A gymnastics / martial arts show
11. A $500 tab split among about 8 people
To top it all off, when we left it was snowing. It was a heck of a night. I can't wait to go back with just the guys. Apparently, if your table has only guys, the hosts will find girls who think you are cute and sit them at your table.
Scrubs Christmas
Korea is Going Upscale
I just went to a popular store in Daejeon called HomEver. It used to be Carrefour. Anyway...when it was Carrefour and early HomEver, everything was discount and they had a wide variety of items. Now they are just like the other malls. I hate it when nice places go bad. Now I have to shop elsewhere...I can't stand pretentious malls.
My Memory is an Odd Thing
So I woke up today in a cold sweat. Look what I remembered.
Fergie's Past.
So it turns out she wasn't always Fergalicious, there was a time before Londey Londey Londey. Before there was the Mickey Mouse Club to program the pop robots of the future, there was Kid's Incorporated...and they kinda sucked.
Jenny is a RPG Nerd.
So we finally turned Jenny into one of us. She played D&D in a classroom on a Sunday night in Korea. It think this ups the collective nerd rating of our group. I can't wait to see who we get to join us next time.
Alcohol is the Devil
I'm 30 now. I'm still alive.
I spent a few hours of my birthday and some of the next day trying to turn myself inside out. I'm doing much better now, but I have a whole new respect for bulemic girls.
Next year, I'm going to abstain from the drinking and focus on boobies. Boobies never hurt me, they only help.
